What? Was that misleading? Did having the title of the movie, as well as an image of the movie at the top of this review, somehow give you the impression I was actually going to review it? Well, I'm not. Do you know why? Because I put in a movie with a sick, demented looking clown on the cover, and while watching all god knows how many minutes of this movie, there was no fucking clown. Not clown one! So, since I was deceived, you were as well.
Here's my review for this movie: (Insert the sounds of me taking a shit here).
Before today, director/writer Jacob Ennis had a one star average with The B-Movie Nerd. So, if I gave this movie a half a star, he'd still have a 3/4 star average. To ensure that doesn't happen, I'm effectively giving this movie -1 star, making Jacob Ennis' B-Movie Nerd average a big, flaming ZERO, which was the exact amount of clowns in this fucking movie!
Fuck you, Jacob Ennis! I hope you die of typhoid!
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